I'mma let you finish!

I found it amusing that Kanye got up and ripped the mic from Taylor Swift and paid tribute in his way to Beyonce. I'm pretty surprised at how seriously everybody took it, though. Especially the prez. I'm surprised he even had the energy to make a flip comment about Kanye being a jackass. The whole MTV award process is a jackass. And it's riduculous that Kanye himself went all mea culpa afterwards. It's not the Grammy's for god sakes. That at least has an air of dignity around it. News flash: Any MTV award doesn't really count! People are in it for the outrageousness and naughtiness!

Remember when Lil Kim wore that over the top dress with the one boob exposed except for a pastie, and Diana Ross felt her up? The guy from Rage Against the Machine climbed the set one year and was arrested afterwards. Tommy Lee and Kid Rock fighting over Pamela Anderson. Hell, Michael Jackson even kissed a girl that one time!

And the biggest shocker of them all: Taylor Swift won! It was obvious that Beyonce's video would sweep, so they threw Swift a bone. Cuz nothing matters!

Best line regarding this found today on Twitter on this the Jewish New Year: "Yo jews. I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish but the Chinese have the best new year of ALL TIME!"