Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Wonderfully Creepy Sculptures Carved From Bananas

They're all still oddly sexual...

starLaughing Squid
April 12, 2011 3:00 PM
by EDW Lynch

Wonderfully Creepy Sculptures Carved From Bananas

Banana sculpture by y_yamaden
Banana sculpture by y_yamaden
Banana sculpture by y_yamaden
Banana sculpture by y_yamaden
Maybe it's their gooeyness or their unsettling curvature, but these sculptures carved from ripe bananas by Japanese artist y_yamaden are wonderfully creepy.
via Geekologie
photos by y_yamaden


Art Food Japan

Crime Scene Fleece Throw

WANT!!

starNeatorama
April 12, 2011 3:25 PM
by Tiffany

Crime Scene Fleece Throw

Spring is here! Are you looking for the perfect picnic blanket? You need the Crime Scene Fleece Throw from the NeatoShop. It's to die for!
Be sure to check out all the fiendishly funny Home & Garden items available at the NeatoShop!
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Monday, April 11, 2011

Gary Oldman Attends “O” by Cirque du Soleil

More info and group pic at http://jslo.co/fUcdQ3

Chicks with Steve Buscemi Eyes

Now this is a blog I could get off on. So to speak...

starNeatorama
April 11, 2011 11:53 AM
by Stacy

Chicks with Steve Buscemi Eyes

Ever wonder what some of Hollywood's hottest starlets would look like if they had Steve Buscemi's eyes? No? Well, thanks to the amazing Photoshop work of Chicks with Steve Buscemeyes, now you won't be able to stop wondering. Is it just me, or does Taylor Swift with Steve Buscemeyes look a lot like Heather Graham?

Link via AVClub

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

White Clown!

Luckily, life after Kooza doesn't necessarily mean unemployment!

At the end of Kooza's run in Calgary last month, my drive to Las Vegas was event-filled to say the least. Within the span of 24 hours, I experienced a roller-coaster of emotions thanks to a series of completely unrelated occurrences.

First thing in the morning, on the last leg of my trip to Vegas, I get pulled over for speeding in Utah. Sure, I'm doing 90 in an 80 zone, but when I look in my rear view mirror, I see what looks like a Ford Mustang with two huge muscle stripes painted on the hood and over the roof. I'm thinking this hotshot is tailing me and wants to pass me. So I move over to the right, but he doesn't pass. So I go back left to pass a slow truck, then merge right again. He still doesn't pass. I don't know what this guy's game is until he throws on his flashers, and pretty soon I'm a few hundred bucks in the hole. Thank you, Online Traffic School for erasing my points. Those are 5 hours of my life I'll never get back.

When I get to Vegas in the early afternoon, everything is in high gear to prepare for a huge Halloween party that night at our friends Ben and Ross' house--a huge yearly blowout party that is always bigger than the year before it. The problem is, every year there seems to be more and more people there that fewer and fewer people know, which as one can imagine, could lead to mischief.

The party was great. Robin painted Ben and our friend Sarah as the Avatar couple, which of course took several hours. I hadn't seen her or my little guy Leo for three weeks before it, so I was catching up with them. Robin was dressed as a medieval princess, I was a swarthy knight, and Leo was a miniature dragon. We left a little early to put the little guy to sleep, but we realized that Robin left her phone at the party and I left my jeans. The next morning we went back to the house to retrieve them, only to find out that at the end of the party, around 4am, some girl who no one knew at snuck around the party and quietly stole people's bags, purses, phones, etc. and drove off. She barely drove a mile away, when she got into a huge car accident. She stumbled back to the party and told the other party-goers that someone stole her car and crashed it. By this point, people were noticing that their stuff was gone. They went to the crash site to investigate and found a bunch of their items strewn about.

Robin and I started to worry for our stuff--I had also left a brand new lens for my camera there, a $2K value. Amazingly it was still there right by the door, as were my jeans, but wallet was missing. And Robin's phone was nowhere to be found.

As we were desperately scrounging for our stuff, I'm beside myself with anger thinking I have to cancel all my cards and go to the DMV for a new license, Robin is crying because EVERYTHING is on her phone, and she has HUGE Halloween body painting jobs in the next three days. Moments later, I get a phone call from Cirque du Soleil casting, wondering if I'd be interested in a temporary position playing the White Clown in "O" at the Bellagio. It's at this point that I'm overcome with completely opposing emotions of joy and dread, quite a unique sensation.

Then, Ben gets a phone call from a synchro swimmer in Le Reve saying she got her purse back from the crash site, and my wallet was in it! So this thief girl went around picking up a bunch of stuff, including her purse, then she grabs my wallet from my jeans and puts it in her purse! I'm able to get my wallet back later that day, but Robin wasn't as lucky. It turns out all the phones that were taken were not recovered. This girl had an accomplice that made off with a good number of things from the crash site. She was subsequently arrested--not sure what became of her.

Luckily, the people at the AT&T store were surprisingly helpful, I think it helped that I brought Leo in to charm them. They were able to replace Robin's iPhone 4 for about $250, whereas an incident like this could have cost upwards of $700. So minimal damage done. I got my wallet back and a new job!

But it does make me a little worried about the state of things in Las Vegas. The housing market is not showing any signs of improvement, and reports of crime seem to be rising. We're going to have to be extra vigilant now that we're moving back there, relying on our home security system, not leaving anything of value in our cars, etc. But for better or for worse, we'll soon be calling Vegas "home" once again!

My stint in "O" begins rehearsals on December 21st, and my first show is scheduled for December 26th. And my contract goes until March 20, 2011. If you're in Vegas and have the means, please come check me out! It's a phenomenal show, and my part is a pretty sweet one!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Sunday in the Park with Cheetah


Please take a quick moment to vote 5 Stars for us!

LionHeart Theatrics, SkinCity Body Painting, Miron Rafajlovic, and I have collaborated on a TV commercial contest challenge for Cheetah Power Surge Energy Drink.

Corine Latreille and Sergey Nazarov, an engaged couple who perform a breathtaking hand-to-hand act in Kooza, approached me several months back about entering this contest they had heard about. They had seen my filmmaking work before, both in personal projects and with LionHeart, as well as collaborating with them most recently on SkinCity’s Missing Puzzle Piece project.

Coming up with the ideas for the commercial was easy, especially with their incredible talents and our adorable son! We found a great location in Vancouver, BC’s gorgeous Stanley Park.

My wife Robin quickly whipped up some beautiful sketches for body painting both of them, roped artist Jason Brass in to assist, and we were on our way. We were all thrilled with the results. And we hope you are too.

Please visit our contest page and vote 5 Stars for us. There’s good money to be won, and since I'll be leaving my cushy Cirque job at the end of the year, this would be good diaper money!

Click here for more behind-the-scenes photos!





Saturday, August 14, 2010

The Time is Now!

All good things must come to an end--even a great thing like Cirque's Kooza. On Friday the 13th, I signed my non-renewal letter for the show, officially stating that I won't be going to Japan with the show in 2011.

Probably the most difficult decision in my life. On the one hand, spending a year and a half in Japan, continuing in my secure job with great benefits for my family was incredibly enticing. On the other, focusing on being a father, working on re-imagining myself as an artist, and resting in the pool in my backyard was a little more enticing. We will for sure miss the great friends we made on tour and the amazing one-of-a-kind talents each person brought to the show.

My superhero wife was very supportive of either decision. And even she was torn about which she would rather do--an incredible experience in the Far East for both her and our little Leo, or continue her skyrocketing bodypainting business in Las Vegas. Ultimately, Vegas won out.

It's a great thing for all of us. And although the Cirque salary won't be there, we have strong feelings that the next stages in our careers and personal lives are going to fill us with more wealth than we ever imagined.

And we can't do it without you. Every success I've had was thanks in large part to friends--more so than colleagues, more so than luck, maybe more so than talent. I can't thank my friends enough for their support and love. I am happy to return the favor. And now is the time when we could use your help again. Even if it's just some words of encouragement, keeping an eye on our comings and goings, all the way up to giving us a job--it's you that I turn to. You're all that I've got, and it's more than enough.

That said, I'm now a free agent as of January 2011. I'm planning on getting some roots replanted in Vegas for a little while, but I'd love to field any and all opportunities. Some of you may have heard about my buying a fancy camera and some lenses. Another money making idea is for Robin and I to start taking stock photos to sell. I mean have you SEEN my son?! I for one think his mug could easily send him to college! And, who knows? Maybe photography will be my next big thing. I'll give it a shot!

So come on over and follow me on my new Twitter account. I've also started a photography Facebook page. And no photographer is complete without their Flickr page. Website and photoblog are soon to come as well, stay tuned. Of course, there are the usual webby areas to keep an eye on, including my Showman website, SkinCity Body Painting's website, and Robin's art website. Don't be a stranger!

For now, Robin, Leo and I will enjoy the rest of our time in Kooza in Vancouver, Calgary and Miami before landing back into Sin City. Life keeps getting more exciting!